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Saturday, May 21, 2011

Apocalypse Now? Err...

Well. It's rapture time. And as I sit here typing, a cool breeze is rushing through my window and the sun is peaking through the clouds. The birds are chirping and cars are driving by. So altogether, I'd say it has been a pretty good Judgement Day. I took a nap, watched a movie, ate some soup and washed a load of laundry.

Oh, and by the way. Jesus never came back. There haven't been any earthquakes where I am. And my girlfriend is still on earth.

I'm guessing that a certain group of people in the world right now are feeling pretty dumb. And I think a certain Reverend Harold Camping is feeling pretty embarrassed. Oh-and filthy rich, of course. As I suspected, he has not released any statements or made any appearance whatsoever since it came to light that he is a lying son of a bitch. I really hope that someone finds a way to bring this guy to justice for all the harm he has done.

Man of the Hour
Until then, though, we'll just have to be satisfied that he is now one of the most hated people in the world (especially since Osama is out of the picture).


Well, I have a show tonight and since the world doesn't appear to be ending, I should start getting ready for it.

Wishing you all a happy Apocalypse,

Cody M. Logeland

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