New Apartment, No Internet

So yesterday I moved into my new apartment. And I have to say, it is preeeeeeeeeeety nice. I might even take a picture or two and put it up in the next post.

At any rate, I don't have internet yet, so I have been a little bit scarce online. In fact, right now I am at work. And don't panic, I am allowed to blog at work. I am allowed to blog, and watch Jersey Shore on cable. For hours. In fact, that is all that is really available. I am fist-pumping right now.

Like this, but less douchey.

When I am not fist-pumping at work, I like to eat snacks and write about my life online. So here we are.

3rd times the charm, Harold.

Here's a tasty little number. A few days after Harold Camping's failed rapture last Saturday, he finally made an appearance to apologize... Not because he was wrong about the rapture. Not because his propaganda caused people to blow their life savings on billboards announcing the end of the world. And not because people died. And people died. There are investigations into several questionable deaths occurring on or near the 21st. In fact, in one case a mother attempted to murder her two children to spare them the horrors of the end-times. She is now behind bars, thank god.

So gullible, she will now be in prison for the rest of her life.

No, Harold Camping apologized for miscalculating the rapture. The 21st was not meant to be a "physical" rapture, but a "spiritual" one. He then clarified that the world will still be ending on schedule in October of this year. So we have that to look forward to. Mark your calendars. October 21st, 2011. End of the world. Tell your friends.

All I can say is that the world better not really end, because I have a great idea for a Halloween costume this year. I'll give you a hint.

It's Dr. Strangelove.

Well that's all I really have right now. In my next post, I will finally reveal the results of my most recent audition; for Reefer Madness: The Musical!


Cody M. Logeland

P.S. In sad news, the actor who played Kenickie in the movie 'Grease' passed away yesterday.